ROBERT PATTINSON, the aftermath. ROBERT PATTINSON IS PART OF A WELL BALANCED DIET.By @melarimo

ROBERT PATTINSON, the aftermath.

ROBERT PATTINSON IS PART OF A WELL BALANCED DIET.

*RISE AND SHINE! ~ When you crawl out of bed, before you’ve had breakfast, or even your first sip of coffee, look at HIM. HE will make you WANT to MOVE, maybe even go for a run. Really gets the blood PUMPING, doesn’t HE?

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*MORNING COFFEE ~ No morning is cumplete without it. Gets your eyes open a little wider.

Mind you, this is no ordinary cup of coffee ... HE is adding the CREAM. Kick back, relax, and enjoy HIS ‘special blend’.

*BREAKFAST ~ Have a bowl of cereal with ART. Cereal was never so SEXY! Or SWEET! You won’t even need to add sugar, because you have HIM. Be careful not to let it get soggy, as I’m certain you already are.

*MID-MORNING SNACK ~ EDWARD cums with a JUICY apple....and...well...perhaps something

else just as JUICY. And SPARKLY. The PERFECT snack, don’t you think?

*LUNCHTIME CUMS HARD ~ What could be more MOUTHWATERING than VFROB2009? Rip

off HIS bib, and dig in! SUCKulent lobster, warm melted BRITISH butter, and ROB’s cob. You can use the bread to sop up the mess...yours, NOT HIS. Don’t you dare waste a drop of that!

*MID-AFTERNOON SNACK ~ Are you ready for this GALE force? DANIEL has what we need. Have a LICK of HIS CONE, then have another, and another...it will melt in your mouth. Don’t you love HIS CREAMY GOODNESS?

*DINNER ~ I’m going to give you 2 choices. I’m having BOTH, but you can decide what sounds good if you’re eating light.

~ SPAGHETTI A LA TYLER: HE makes HIS own SPECIAL SAUCE. (No need to add salt.) HE serves it UP fresh and WARM. No fork NECKcessary. SLURP it up! Bonus: No dishes to wash.

~ CANDLELIT EDWARD CULLEN: Hungry yet? I’m starving just thinking about it. This is a very romantic dinner...the flicker of the candles, the EARgasms quietly playing...HIM. HE won’t eat, but just maybe...if we’re lucky...HE’ll help HIMSELF to a BITE.

*AFTER-DINNER DRINKS ~ After your dinner with/of TYLER, or EDWARD...if you survive it...

I reCUMend drinks with TYLER. I don’t know about you girls, but wine puts me in the mood. As if I wasn’t already? DRINK (HIM) slowly, savor the flavor. EMBRACE this mood...and HIM. Bonus: you can work off some of those calories.

*DESSERT ~ Maybe we should have had our dessert first? Let’s be real...IT’S ALL ABOUT HIM,

we’ve been having our dessert all day LONG! Still craving something SWEET? Not to ‘wurry’,

TYLER CUMS prepared. HE has a DELICIOUS surprise in store. HE has a talent, allow HIM to UNVEIL it.

*MIDNIGHT SNACK ~ If you’re still up, and you know you are...pROBably looking at HIM on your cumputer...here is a deLICKtable snack. ROB likes them, don’t you? HOT POCKETS. There are

many varieties, but here is my personal favorite: ROBeroni. Open the package for dicktation on

warming.

*QUENCH YOUR THIRST ~ Undoubtedly, your salty snack has made you THIRSTY. How about a nice, cold, REFRESHING coke? Just put your lips around it, and suck. Drink it up! Now that hits the spot! ROB NEVER DISAPPOINTS.

So there it is, a well balanced, PROTIEN-filled DIEt for your ROBday. Still not satisfied? That’s no pROBlem. HE’s CUM to FILL YOU UP. Don’t keep HIM waiting.

 

 

Thank you @melarimo Luv u bunches for the Robgasms!!!